"How are you with catsuits?" I ask, probably sounding like some weird fetishist as I shake her hand. I could've thought that one through better.

"I'm really into archery," I explain. "And I had this great, sort of Emma Peel-inspired catsuit at home that worked out awesomely, except I wasn't wearing it when I got here and this box doesn't really cough up arm guards so much."