I almost shoot the dog. In my defense, it could've been some-- Crazy, wild boar or something else that's ferocious and lives in a tropical climate, but instead it's just some crazy adorable mutt, and I'm left feeling guilty for something I didn't do and kind of stupid for being this jittery.

Then mostly I'm left confused, because Teddy's wearing glasses and looks about as surprised to see me as I am to see them. I lower my bow, feeling my shoulders sag with relief anyway. What is going on?

"What is going on?"